"COSMO QUEEN"...

Sunday morning has arrived, yet again, which means I'll soon be off to the weekly meeting at my local Kingdom Hall. I had a great Saturday night, as usual, grindin', and drinkin' (they don't call me "Cosmo Queen" for nothin'), and whatever else the night may bring. I never thought about it before, but it's almost like I'm living a double life!!! Well, what my congregation don't know, won't hurt 'em...

MY WICKED, WICKED WAYS...

Because of my addiction to partying, and being the life of the party, I've lost a home and a husband, a life of ease and a life of luxury. But it wasn't just my addiction that is to be blamed, but my selfishness, and oh...my wicked, wicked ways...

THAT'S ME...

I am a devout Jehovah's Witness, have been since I was 14. But, I've got one problem - my addiction. I'm addicted to attention - lot's of it. I'm addicted to partying, I'm addicted to being the only woman in a room full of men. I'm addicted to F-U-N. I just can't get enough! And, my congregation unknowingly feed my addiction.
I'm the annoying person that chronically rings your doorbell on Saturday afternoons. The person whose face you shut the door on when I offer you The Watch Tower and Awake magazines. I'm the one that insists on trying to convert you, condemning you for living a "worldly" lifestyle.....and, I'm the same woman you'll run into at the local club, Saturday night - gettin' my "grind" on...